damnnlyssa:

mericanfootball:

This is a valuable lesson

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

(Source: pretendplaytime)

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ellendegeneres:

Watch Will and Jaden Smith ran an obstacle course.  Can you guess who won?

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tooraloora:

0trevskies:

sherlocked-and-fandoomed:

watsonwarrior:

the-only-real-thing:

bowties—r—cool:

stumblinguponmymind:

dervlaaarghhh:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.

Benadryl Flubbercrack

Beachbody Cumberbatch!!!

Beachbody Custardbatch!

Blubberbutt Combyourthatch

Bendylick Calldispatch im cryin

Bendylick Custardbath. Yummy.

Bedbug Humperdinck

I usually just call him Sillyname Sassypants, but i guess its Backitup Numbercrunch from now on

tooraloora:

0trevskies:

sherlocked-and-fandoomed:

watsonwarrior:

the-only-real-thing:

bowties—r—cool:

stumblinguponmymind:

dervlaaarghhh:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.

Benadryl Flubbercrack

Beachbody Cumberbatch!!!

Beachbody Custardbatch!

Blubberbutt Combyourthatch

Bendylick Calldispatch im cryin

Bendylick Custardbath. Yummy.

Bedbug Humperdinck

I usually just call him Sillyname Sassypants, but i guess its Backitup Numbercrunch from now on

(Source: evayna)

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knittedlampshade:

thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past

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shitshilarious:

so I was watching Johnny Bravo

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rolypolydandy:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

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teap0ts:

is nobody gonna talk about netflix’s knockoff movies because i am

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like i dont know about you guys but i lost my shit at CHOP KICK PANDA

like they couldnt have done KARATE CHOP PANDA or DROP KICK PANDA??? no they went with CHOP KICK

CHOP

KICK

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3ridan:

do you ever spend ages drawing a thing for someone and they just dont care at all and you just

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