"I’ve become a master of napping anywhere." {x}

(Source: causeallkindsoftrouble)

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ifwemetupatmidnight:

every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down

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brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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(Source: dadvevo)

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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cleowho:

"Happy Easter!"

Planet of the Dead - April 2009

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clintbarttons:

"love what you’ve done with your hair" steve yells at bucky as he deflects a punch

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nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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I just saw Captain America : The Winter Soldier and I just realized….

the-listening:

cassieisnotapie:

Peggy Carter helped found SHIELD after Steve “died”. 

It was founded at the camp that Steve trained at.

On marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Agent Ward says “Someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD”

Guys. 

Peggy created and named the entire spy organization after STEVE’S SHIELD. 

OH MY FREAKING GOD.

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iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

kat-the-alchemist:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

That’s water. Pure water.


What is this black magic?

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

kat-the-alchemist:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

That’s water. Pure water.

What is this black magic?

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a-study-in-gay:

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA


can he bring me the pizza and we can makeout

a-study-in-gay:

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

can he bring me the pizza and we can makeout

(Source: d-white211)

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